Last year I went to a friend's place for drinks and over indulged and went into a como in their bathroom. It is pretty much a guarantee that if you coma you are going to wake up the next morning minus your eyebrows.
So early this morning I woke up on my friend's couch (I had been dragged from the bathroom to the couch). It was still dark and the place was quiet so I guessed they were still in town. I could feel that there was something hairy taped to my upper lip. As I was naked it didnt take me long to realize what had happened.
My friends had stripped me naked and shaved off my pubic and armpit hair. They had rolled the hair up like a moustache and had taped it to my lip. I also had large penises,breasts,and hairy balls drawn all over me.
When they had finished their fun they were nice enough to put a blanket over me. They were all disappointed that they werent there to see me wake up as I had showered by the time they got home from town. It is pretty gross to wake up with your own pubic and armpit hair taped to your face but I would think it would be grosser to have someonelse's pubic hair and armpit taped to your face.
So I was in Chicago about a year and a half ago staying with my brother and sister at their apartment. I was sitting there with my other brother and his friends watching What a Woman Wants(not the embrassing part). There is a part in the movie where Mel Gibson wakes up, rolls over in bed, and lets out a couple morning grunts. I take this opportunity to make fun of Mr. Gibson by saying, "Uh, f*ck the Jews". Immediately I hear a "Excuse me?!" right behind me. Little did I know that my brother's girlfriend, a Jew, was standing right behind me. People let me tell you this, there is no explaining yourself when you say "F*ck the Jews" with a Jewish person in the room.
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A couple years back I was forced to move back in with my mom and my step dad b.c my roomie straight up and left one day while I was @ work.
One of my first nights back I had my then g/f over for the night. There was some drinking involved and one thing led to another. Now my bedroom was in the basement on the other side of the house. . .but she'd get pretty loud when she got off.
I didn't know how loud, or care, til the next morning. I woke up around noon to make us some breakfast and my mom walks into the kitchen. She's all like "you guys woke me up @ like 2 last night" I'm all like "we were in my room and being quiet, how'd we wake you up?"
She then proceeded to tell me that she could hear my g/f tellin me to **** her harder and faster through the vent. . .
needless to say, it was an awkward breakfast.
this was the same ex that was screamin so loud one night in my apartment the cops came for a domestic. . .damn thin walls and neighbors not knowing the difference between beatin your g/f and beatin her pussy. . .SRSLY.
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Last year I went to a friend's place for drinks and over indulged and went into a como in their bathroom. It is pretty much a guarantee that if you coma you are going to wake up the next morning minus your eyebrows.
So early this morning I woke up on my friend's couch (I had been dragged from the bathroom to the couch). It was still dark and the place was quiet so I guessed they were still in town. I could feel that there was something hairy taped to my upper lip. As I was naked it didnt take me long to realize what had happened.
My friends had stripped me naked and shaved off my pubic and armpit hair. They had rolled the hair up like a moustache and had taped it to my lip. I also had large penises,breasts,and hairy balls drawn all over me.
When they had finished their fun they were nice enough to put a blanket over me. They were all disappointed that they werent there to see me wake up as I had showered by the time they got home from town. It is pretty gross to wake up with your own pubic and armpit hair taped to your face but I would think it would be grosser to have someonelse's pubic hair and armpit taped to your face.
I think you take the cake on this discussion sir. . .SRSLY.
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Everybody got your tinfoil hat? And just so we're all clear. . .there's no need to get butthurt over some words on a screen.
Last year I went to a friend's place for drinks and over indulged and went into a como in their bathroom. It is pretty much a guarantee that if you coma you are going to wake up the next morning minus your eyebrows.
So early this morning I woke up on my friend's couch (I had been dragged from the bathroom to the couch). It was still dark and the place was quiet so I guessed they were still in town. I could feel that there was something hairy taped to my upper lip. As I was naked it didnt take me long to realize what had happened.
My friends had stripped me naked and shaved off my pubic and armpit hair. They had rolled the hair up like a moustache and had taped it to my lip. I also had large penises,breasts,and hairy balls drawn all over me.
When they had finished their fun they were nice enough to put a blanket over me. They were all disappointed that they werent there to see me wake up as I had showered by the time they got home from town. It is pretty gross to wake up with your own pubic and armpit hair taped to your face but I would think it would be grosser to have someonelse's pubic hair and armpit taped to your face.
I think you take the cake on this discussion sir. . .SRSLY.
This happened when I was 15 my sister is of same age. Her friends are also 14/15. Anyway one weekend my parents were out and I was taking a shower and didn't realize that my sister had invited her 3 friends around.
I had just finished showering when I heard the front door slam shut. Thinking that no one was in the house I went downstairs in my towel to get some clean clothes from the outhouse(yes my family had an outhouse)
I walked straight into the living room where my sisters friends were (my sisiter had popped out to the patio) and tripped over my towel. It fell straight to the ground leaving me standing naked in front of them. I quickly covered my penis. But one of them shut the door to the patio, another shut the kitchen door, and another grabbed the towel before I could get it. They were like a ****ing swat team. Its like they had set me up.
They said i could have it back if they could see my dick. I had no choice. I removed my hands and spent the next few minutes completely nude while they checked me out.
It was so embarrasing
-- Edited by f'n baja on Saturday 30th of May 2009 08:54:38 PM
-- Edited by f'n baja on Saturday 30th of May 2009 08:55:05 PM
dude, I woulda been like fair play. . .Tits or GTFO!!!! did you later bang any of them?
Oh I almost forgot, one of them has been my GF ever since then(Ya Megan Fox was never my GF). I guess she liked what she saw LOL. I have banged her many times.
I remember one time I was like 10 or so. . .walking through the toy department of Target. I was totally gonna crop dust this group of 30something ladies. . .but when I launched the attack it was SUPER loud. They just kinda looked at me like WTF?!?!?!? I slinked off to another part of the store.
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