On this Wheelhouse Bower and The Sweet Nasty Chris Cause try to decide which is a bigger TELEVISION SHOCK: Monday Night Football getting rid of TONY KORNHEISER in favor of CHUCKIE GRUDEN or Fox putting MICHAEL STRAHAN into a sitcom?; then, prepare yourself for THE WRATH OF CAUSE and his weekly laser-sighted anger at someone or somethingin this case: CELEB-RETARDS