On this Wheelhouse, Bower and The Sweet Nasty Chris Cause discuss first birthdays, baking cakes, decorating those cakesand upon realizing that they were men and were NOT on Oprah, they dragged everyone back to: an almost landslide victory by the MERCURY METS over the OREGON DUCKS in the first round of the FUGLIEST UNIFORM IN SPORTSEVAR; a TV Show Death Pool Draft Update; a coaching and tongue-lashing in FANTASY BASEBALL 101 and which team holds the worst baseball contract?